Here are some things I’ve done in 2013:
- Not moved house even once.
- Remained steadfastly un-pregnant.
- Written the first draft of a children’s book and half of the second draft
- Done two writing courses.
- Continued to be unemployable in America.
- Found two decent schools for the kids.
- Got (sort of) used to driving.
- Lost a stone.
- By the force of my mind, made twitter IPO.
- Ensured the continuing survival of both my progeny.
- Become very familiar with American strip malls. (Just one, actually, but I’m assured they are all very similar)
I’m gonna give the year 8/10 and a commendation for being so much better than 2012.